PhillyDarko
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- Feb 10, 2009
- 7:01 p.m., Jan 16
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About PhillyDarko
.. Hi, I'm PhillyDarko!
I'm a really cool guy that all the chicks wanna fuck and my friends idolize me. I love music and art, fine wine and womenz. If you'd like to bask in my shadow, you can send me a friend request.
If you'd like to know more; just drop me a fan letter! My agent will cross examine your application, then C.C. your message to my Lawyer, then my lawyer will C.C. a copy to my assistant, THEN I'll write you back! Until then, Happy eBaum.TVing!
~Phil
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Recent Comments
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how did you arrive at 12 dollars?
It's 7 dollars more than it costs to buy your mom for the night... Everybody knows 7 is a lucky number :^D
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i take it yoo are not rocket scientsist
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express... Also, I know the lyrics to Elton John's "Rocket Man". I think that counts for something asshole!
Recent Submissions
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Man's Best Friend
...and lover
Posted by PhillyDarko on May 26, 2009 at 02:26 a.m. 5088 views.
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Pedo thread
Some Italian eTard needs some friendly photoshopping help.
Posted by PhillyDarko on May 23, 2009 at 02:49 a.m. 3393 views.
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Steroids in the Olympics
At first glance I thought this was photoshopped, but after about 5 minutes of masturbation; I realized that this was real... Then I went flaccid.
Posted by PhillyDarko on May 12, 2009 at 01:34 p.m. 7716 views.
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Dog Sushi!
Asians have such a knack at displaying the most unedible foods to make them appear edible.
Posted by PhillyDarko on May 08, 2009 at 03:45 a.m. 8286 views.
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5th Wheel
Can YOU spot the 5th wheel?
Posted by PhillyDarko on May 05, 2009 at 01:53 p.m. 9795 views.
whats up motherfucker
I think they may charge a lot though.. and theyre kids were starved when they were young, so they probably have weak backs. Get one from the states at leas, you know they were fed..
my slave just popped out some niglets, you want one?
i was thinking you could try an inner city orphanage, get em young ya know...
phyliss where you at nigga