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mbird22

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  • Feb 10, 2009
  • 3:10 p.m., Oct 18
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  • About mbird22

    I'm Matt, I'm 26, and I'm a professional jewel thief.

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    mbird22 2 years ago
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    Fake. Their teeth are too straight to be british.

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    mbird22 2 years ago
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    Obviously a dude.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    Thats the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    Let that be a lesson to anyone who thinks they can out- eat America.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    sleepcheap said:

    Do you guys remember when Ebaum updated only on Fridays?

    Do you?

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    TheKyle said:

    you americans are pussies, by injured you mean, "i got a iddy biddy piece of plastic in my face"

    Dude, you're from America.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    TheKyle said:

    Well...america is the number one place for incest.

    No its not.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    Fake. Its obviously from some old movie.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    It sure would be nice to finish an entire video without being redirected to an advertisers site.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    That wasn't a spin kick. It was a poorly executed round house.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    I think everyone should be gay. That way, mankind will cease to exist.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    What a douche.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    This would be better if it was narrated by the count from sesame street.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    don't quit your day jobs

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    obviously photoshops

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    First the hare and now a bird? Turtle's will be taking over the world soon.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    That will come in handy when China and Russia invade us.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    Huh? This isn't fake. I computer tan at work all the time. I haven't noticed any tanning yet, but then again I've only been doing it for a few months.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    Everything is worth getting crapped on.

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    mbird22 3 years ago
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    UofM3000 said:

    i use to live 4 houses away from these guys... I CAN NOT TELL HOW HARD IT WAS TO SELL OUR HOUSE!!! We ended up selling to some black hip hop guy... THANK YOU BUSH FOR FUCKING UP EVERY THIS AND PUTTING MY SHIT IN FORE CLOSER, Really thank you, i hated those retards..

    Obviously its Bush's fault that no one would buy your house next to a couple of annoying rappers. Also you can't say how hard it was because you don't know. Your parents do.