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    never_to_return 2 years ago

    Hi. Let me tell you why you are here. You are on this page, reading these words, because I made it so. I am controlling you. Don't worry though, you will be freed soon enough. I don't keep pets. Before I send you away, I will allow you to leave a message on this page. It can be an insult. It can be a compliment. It can be a weather report or a short story about cheese or just a bunch of random characters. Write whatever you want, in any language you want. It doesn't matter because it will all say the same thing: that you are simply doing everything that I tell you to do. Go ahead, I promise to never read what you have written. Such evidence of your weakness is of no interest to me. You may leave now. I'll bring you back as I see fit.

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    never_to_return 2 years ago
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    She cleared eight inches, and that's good enough to squat on my--uhh, make my squad.

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    never_to_return 2 years ago
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    They'll never teach in Canada again.

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    never_to_return 2 years ago
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    My dear, I have TWO game balls for YOU.

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    never_to_return 2 years ago
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    Telemarketers are easy to deal with. Just ask them what they are wearing and they either hang up or it gets hot pretty quick.

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    never_to_return 2 years ago
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    Surely, his cock is bigger than that other weatherman's.

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